Learn to properly distinguish the tricks from the treats in this edition of Power Rankings!
Candy corn belongs at the top, middle and bottom of that list, alone and segregated from all other candy. (You shocked me with Smarties because I thought you meant chocolate Smarties, which are the only Smarties worth knowing.)
But your comment proves my point! Smarties are just trading on the names of other, better, candies.
Candy corn has its flaws, sure, but the very deepest circles of Hell are reserved for liars and traitors. That’s where Smarties take the cake.
Candy corn belongs at the top, middle and bottom of that list, alone and segregated from all other candy. (You shocked me with Smarties because I thought you meant chocolate Smarties, which are the only Smarties worth knowing.)
But your comment proves my point! Smarties are just trading on the names of other, better, candies.
Candy corn has its flaws, sure, but the very deepest circles of Hell are reserved for liars and traitors. That’s where Smarties take the cake.